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雖然捨不得,但是我真的要搬家了,新家在痞客邦,請大家繼續收看我的亂寫一通 - aka Jass!

2008-03-26

不知道為什麼, 突然想寫篇給妳。

有時候我會覺得我們很像, 雖然我們不是最最最親近的朋友, 卻能了解彼此的生活和想法 - 就像我們得一起對璇挫破自己貴婦生活的幌子(哈)。關於我們生活的選擇為的是什麼, 到底在忙些什麼, 同時又放棄了什麼, 從來不需要對彼此多說, 更也不需要對別人解釋清楚, 因為反正除了自己, 本來也就不需要加就與那些我們愛的人身上。

妳真的很成熟很勇敢, 尤其比我提早上的最後一堂課。我希望到自己必須修這堂課的時候, 也可以像妳一樣, 帶著無比的勇氣, 作更懂事也更有能力的"一家之主"。

像前幾天我們說的 - 人生不就是這樣, 就花在愛的人身上吧。

只有一點不開心

本來還算滿足的日子, 因為一場無意義的應酬搞得不愉快。這樣容易動搖, 變得不開心, 很遜。更遜的是我讀書會的夥伴們, 在我喊了358次不開心之後, 他們也都不開心了。

讀書很苦悶, 有人陪伴真好。尤其像我這樣過著孤獨老人生活的妙齡少女(who are you kidding...), 每天說不到一句話也不稀奇。參加讀書會, 除了要讀書, 也不就是為了有人聽我說話麻。

另外, 實在不想再寫關於政治的鬼東西了。

但是, 還是想紀錄一下我的立場 - 只要她熱愛她的工作, 我希望周美青繼續做她的工作。

什麼樣的時代, 就應該有什麼樣的進步與變化。只是在於誰去第一個突破傳統。全世界有如此個性的第一夫人我想是很少, 周美青都不能做了, 女人就要越活越會去了。

(真後悔投了某立委一票, 看了他的發言, 才知道也是沙豬一枚...)

2008-03-23

九萬

今天好多九萬的新聞, 個人覺得最棒的2則:

1. 東方不敗林青霞果然不是活在現代, 居然在選票上面蓋上自己的印章, 搞得大家都知道林青霞投了廢票...

2. 莊國榮在投票的路上, 有人從家裡對他大喊"小孬孬", 這一幕還被剛好要採訪的媒體全部拍到...

今天台灣真是可愛的地方!

2008-03-19

無賴的藉口

說真的
台灣的選舉新聞實在太精采
入淤泥一定染的民意代表再次證明搞政治的都腦殘
搞教育的講了好幾個月不入流的話才轟轟烈烈下台
兩個月的官好多人搶著做 難道還要問奉獻什麼 還是可以撈多少
賭性堅強的藝人搶著選邊站 上億的人民幣笨蛋才不賭一把
光溜溜8年的桃園機場都擠滿專程回台投票的台商
不過你我不一定有神力看的到藍背心綠背心的人潮
因為聽說這些台商不是人...

你說
這麼精采
那還有時間寫網誌

2008-03-13

媽媽歌

"The Mom Song"

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here's your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don't play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don't forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don't make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom someday when you're older and you're grown
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don't get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I'll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
"I don't care who started it!
You're grounded until you're 36"
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before
That you're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get a hug, say a prayer with mom
Don't forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I'm the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!

2008-03-10

終於打出女了

我的中打一直都是使用羅馬拼音(就是對岸人民使用的那一種),
以前在開放式座位的辦公室, 常常遭到眼尖同事的注意,
我也都大力推薦這個好東西 -
不用多背注音符號的鍵盤位置,
不怕使用別人全英鍵盤的電腦,
好處說不完。

不過丟臉的是, 拼音我使用了快15年(人家從10歲就開始打字),
每次只要遇到"女"這個字, 我都得轉換到注音符號, 然後乖乖輸入ㄋㄩ3。
因為我實在沒辦法使用拼音打出"女"。
以前老師教得明明就是nu3, 可是偏偏一直跑出來"努"。
後來我又試了nuu, nue, nui, nyu, nuy 等等, 還是打不出女,
真懷疑那位中文老師教錯。
(冠希都有機會到好萊塢發展了, 庸師的故事有機會一定要講)

更辛酸的是, 就連換成用注音輸入, 通常也都不是很順利,
因為我根本不知道ㄋ的位置, 導致ㄊㄍㄌㄎ都常被我騷擾。

"我承認我以前好天真好傻, 不過現在我長大了。"
終於我明白, 要打出"女", 只要打nv3就搞定了。

2008-03-03

這個小孩好有趣

推薦給無聊到還看台灣選舉新聞的人

KevJumba是個華裔小男孩 (好像12年級)
他做的影片讓我看得欲罷不能 (比冠希的好看)
讓我覺得好想回到美好的18歲

請到youtube搜尋"KevJumba"
或者直接到www.kevjumba.com

enjoy it